your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
Randomize