Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
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i just woke up naked on my porch, holding the neighbors cat in my arms.
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
the last three girls i tried to get with all believed in abstinence... i think gods trying to keep me from being a father
i think girls just don't want to fuck you
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
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Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
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