I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
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Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
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Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
I am naked and annoyed.
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
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