she was so not down for the gang bang
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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