Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
i just realized that the oil change sticker on my windshield is a day before the last time i had sex. I've driven exactly 10500 miles since.
you need to get laid.. and an oil change.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
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