I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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