You really coming over, don't trick.
Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
I asked her if she wanted to make this a permanent exclusive thing instead of a fuck buddy thing, and she just looked at me like I'm an idiot.
That's because you are an idiot.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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