hotel room ftw
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
i just overheard my mom tell my dad he should drink less so he could hit the right hole
Mike and I just ate the lobster we found in the toilet
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
Randomize
