Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
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