i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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