period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
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Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
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I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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