I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
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