There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
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I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
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What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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