I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
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