it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
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I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
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He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
You make any dick jokes involving sushi and there WILL be consequences.
Sushi is fucking sacred in this house and I will kill you if you try and taint that.
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
The problem with adderall is that no matter what I'm doing, I feel like it was the most productive thing I've EVER done.
Did you alphabetize our spice cupboard again?
...You'll thank me later.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize