What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
Just woke up. I have a "Detective Jacob Arnold's" business card in my pocket.
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
Randomize
