It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
Couch. On fire.
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