So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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