Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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