found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
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