just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
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Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
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