So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
She left a cookie cake on my porch, and the frosting reads "I'm sorry". She left me an I'm-sorry-for-punching-you-in-the-face cake.
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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