belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
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guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
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Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
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