dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
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Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
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I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
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