Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
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Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
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All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
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