dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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