i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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