she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
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After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
you are never too drunk for berry picking
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I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
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