DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
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Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
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So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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