theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
You okay?
I walked into work with a banana and a loaf of bread
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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