Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
Dear Penis Owner...our records show that you are overdue for servicing...please contact our friendly associates to schedule a thoroughly satisfying experience today...operators are standing by...
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
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