Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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