I'm too scared of my Fleshlight to even use it anyway.
last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
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