it hurts more in the daytime
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
Last night I made him sit on my bed and finish my burrito bowl as I chanted "brucey" over and over until he was done like they did in Matilda with the chocolate cake
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
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