I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
A few issues tonight. 1) Drunk since 1pm. 2) At the bar at 4pm. 3) James brought his sister, who has enormous breasts, isnt shy about cleavage, obviously slutty, and makes me want to do things that would even have Atheists sending me to hell. However, she's wearing glitter, so all Im thinking about is Edward Cullen. Go ahead and rip up my Man Card.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
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