Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
Who wears a wallet chain?!
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
nutella sex= disaster
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
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