Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
i will replace your cream cheese. there's enough for breakfast. you are my friend. i had guests we wanted bagels so bad im sorry. i left you notes. i love you. you have enough for a bagel or two and i will get you more. you are so pretty.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
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Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
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I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
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