he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
Are we hungover?
I got a lapdance from a gay guy in red uggs and spandex shorts with reindeer antlers on. And I don't remember it. Hungover does not even cover it.
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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