Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
the raccoons are back...
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