you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
No no no...you park the car, stick your tongue down his throat, slip your number in his pocket, invite him to insomnia, and THEN LEAVE. You go from awkward to epic in a matter of seconds.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
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