I must be too annoying 4 u.
I could have mohawked her pubes.
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
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Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
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Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
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I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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