Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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