Mr. Last Night just informed me I told him to be very quiet when he left this morning and high-fived him as a goodnight kiss. Drunk me is slutty and manly.
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
You were captain morganning on the laundry hamper and when I walked in you slingshotted a thong at me and started peeing. This all came back to me when I picked up some jeans to wear and they smelled like piss.
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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