Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
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