Told my mom a bit ago she'd meet you tonight
I just made out with a guy for $7.
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Hot mess moment: I just made really spicy guac and picked my nose, which set it on fire. I tried to neti pot it with a coffee pot, which resulted in me gagging and puking all over my bf's bathroom. oopsie.
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the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
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I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means