so explain again why im purple
no
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"
Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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