One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
I wish I could have two rating systems on iTunes. "This one is a 5 star. This one is only a 5 star when I'm baked."
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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