just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
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Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
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Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
I watched you fall asleep, sitting up, eating a cinnamon roll. You proceeded to wake up...smile at your cinnamon roll, ask it how it got into your hand and then began eating it again. You asked me if you were ridiculous last night, define ridiculous.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
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