Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
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She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
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We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
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