so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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