I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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