Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
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Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
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So much rum. So many feels.
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
Buffalo PD walked in my bedroom this morning at 7 am. Was still blackout drunk, fully dressed, Steak Out wrapper on the floor, parking meter on the floor of the bar room. 'Both of your doors were wide open, wanted to make sure no one was robbing you.' Then I made a pass at her.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
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