I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
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