She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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