when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
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im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
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Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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