It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
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Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
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hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
tell me about the fingering
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