Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
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