I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
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I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
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I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...