Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
Here's a fun fact your kittens ate my vomit last night
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
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No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
I should start handing out wavers before I have sex with someone. 1. Do you have anything to do tomorrow? 2. Are you ok with sleeping 12 hours from exhaustion. 3. Are you ok with a limp?
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
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I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
I don't want my vagina anymore.
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence